To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:

thejadedkiwano:

Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

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I really enjoy soccer a lot and—

"Um, It’s football.” excuse me one second guys

it’s alMOST

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AS IF DIFFERENT PLACES

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HAVE DIFFERENT W O R D S  F O R  S H I T

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I T S  H O W  D I F F E R E N T  L A N G U A G E S  W O R K

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…ahem…

anyways soccer is cool you guys, you should def give it a try if you haven’t ;)

Do work.

bertiedav ASKED:
[unfollows. blocks. reports as nsfw.]

no fucks given here

bertiedav ASKED:
stop posting porn you rude betch

Another problematic part of [Same Love] is that, for being this anthem, [Macklemore] spends the first third of the song reiterating how straight he is. Like when he was a kid, he was worried that he was gay because he liked to draw, which isn’t even a stereotype. If a kid uses crayons, you better watch out, M.C. Escher. That’s not a thing. “And then my mom told me that I loved getting pussy in pre-K,” or whatever, but he has to keep stressing how straight he is. Just write a song about gay marriage; you don’t have to bring your insecurity or cross-hatching as a kid into it. It can be personal if you’re gay. But if you’re not gay, just say you believe in gay marriage. I feel bad for gay people that they had to adopt this song as an anthem … He takes this Mary Lambert song, which is this sort of precious, nuanced song about a lesbian relationship. He gives that song to Ryan Lewis, and Ryan Lewis puts on a piano riff in the background that sounds like it’s from an auto insurance commercial. Then Macklemore starts triumphantly trying to deliver these lyrics that, seriously, sound like they’d only be acceptable to be read out loud in a ninth grade creative writing class. It’s that bad; he’s going on about how mean YouTube comments are and he has this epiphany that the Bible is antiquated. Like, come on, dude. Are you upset that the cafeteria is all out of chocolate milk too? It’s so juvenile.
- Joe Mande (x)